Wam Bam Club, beautiful burlesque, check out the trailer....

Click image to view on www.wambamclub.com

...........DD :>)

A friend sent me this today:

Even on a Bad Day .......... Someone will still screw you!!

.........DD

www.sensualreading.com

That sensual chemical reaction you get when you spot someone who raises your sensual attentions has always been regarded as the 'work of nature', it sort of sneaks up on you and grabs you.

Now it seems, like with so many of natures good works, we can now intervene in the 'physical chemistry' of sensual sparks.

Here's the latest:-

"The DNA analysis at Scientific Match helps you find a partner with physical chemistry.

When you share the magic of chemistry with someone, you’ll realize some amazing effects—which, admittedly, often sound fantastical.

We’ve identified six specific benefits of chemistry, these sources (except for one, the New York Times,) all meet the gold standard of researched information:

They’re all peer-reviewed articles published in renowned, scientific journals.

When you share chemistry with someone, you significantly increase your chances of realizing these amazing benefits:

1. You'll love their natural body fragrance--they'll smell “sexier” than other people.

2. You'll have a more satisfying sex life.

3. If you’re a woman, you'll have a higher rate of orgasms.

4. There will be less cheating in your exclusive relationship.

5. As a couple, you'll be more fertile.

6. Your children will be healthier.

First, we explain what physical chemistry actually is. Then, each of the six benefits listed above is described in detail.

Individual experiences may vary. The benefits shown are in comparison to couples who are inappropriately matched according to our DNA-matching process, all other things being equal."

http://www.scientificmatch.com/chemistry.htm

So is this the end of SPEED DATING as we head into the realms of DNA DATING!!

Do you prefer the 'old Mother nature's" sensual ways?

source: http://springwise.com/weekly/2008-01-30.htm#dnamatch

Have fun........ DD

www.sensualreading.com

At last!!

Some spamming 'entrepreneur' has at least done something a little more amusing. I actually had to smile when this one made it through my spam filters.

At least I was smiling when I banished it to the trash can!

Have you had any 'meat stick' (what a bad phrase) messages that are worthy of visual notation?

Have fun........................ DD

www.sensualreading.com

I usually hate spam and luncheon meat!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE

If you haven't treated yourself to a calendar for the year and you want something artistic, tasteful, inspiring and something with that added spice of erotica, Dave Levingston, photographer, has a great Calendar that you should find fits the bill.

Have a fantastic, fun filled 2008.

.......DD xx

www.sensualreading.com

Review of Her Morning Shower

by: Name = Polder (male)

Comments:
Good reading that is well worth the time spent reading it. I especially like your use of high quality photos along with the text of the story.

Publish?: yes

Thank you for taking the time to send in your review to sensual reading.............. DD x

Male Burlesque

Keeping with the burlesque theme I came across the following story which I think you will appreciate, you girls in particular 

"The Chap Dancers"

It’s time for muscle-bound, oiled up strippers to move over - these guys tease to please.

A flicker of excitement ripples over the audience and the sparkle of disco lights flits across hundreds of eager faces.

 Slowly, Jim Devereaux emerges through the red velvet curtains, dressed head to toe in a sexy top hat and tails.

‘Hello, ladies,’ he purrs to the girls in the front row. With a flick of his wrist, he tosses his hat into the crowd. The atmosphere reaches fever pitch as he writhes seductively, with a cheeky smile on his face.

But Jim is no greasy Chippendale dancer. He’s performing under his stage name - the Piccadilly Prowler - and he’s set to become Britain’s number one male burlesque star.

Burlesque is the new form of stripping. Instead of burly firemen and traditional sexy policemen, this focuses more on the erotic. Acts involve music, acting, comedy and stripping. And it’s been made famous by Marilyn Manson’s ex, Dita Von Teese, and the hit musical, Moulin Rouge!, starring Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor.

‘I’ve always loved dressing up and showing off,’ Jim smiles. ‘I love the glamour and the gloss of performers such as Bettie Page - a burlesque dancer like Dita. When someone suggested I try dancing myself, I jumped at the chance.’

Noe Jim is one of a growing group of men who are getting their nipple tassels in a twist to send pulses racing without the need for whipped cream or baby oil.

‘On my first performance, I came out in a bright red, skimpy, sequin Elvis suit,’ Jim, 23, says. ‘All the girls went crazy for it.’

Luckily, the attention doesn’t faze his girlfriend of three months, Hannah Davies, 22. ‘I love that he’s part of other girls’ fantasies,’ she says.

And with The Whoopee Club - a burlesque venue - launching a Tournament of Tease contest to find Britain’s biggest male burlesque star, it sounds as if Jim’s unique show is going to be in demand. Love it! asks if these contenders have got what it takes to win the crown…

read on......link below

For:
The girlfriend ‘We take burlesque to the bedroom’
The costume designer ‘I get private dances’
Top teaser ‘I’d love to be King of the scene’

LINK to story by Sian Thatcher

Enjoy
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Sensual Burlesque Photography

Lovers of burlesque, erotica and  photography will love this work.

Burlesque Photographer

A friend of mine has just had a photograph session with him and the results are really stunning.

You can find him on myspace where his work is showcased. His business cards are absolutely stunning so don't forget to ask him for one.

Great pics Neil,

Adult Fiction

Apparently this latest fashion trend is on it's way to UK.

I think I'll go for the one in the middle, looks a lot more perky and peachy than my own!

Cheeky printed fabric fashion trend!

Which will you choose? DD......

I''m sure it's anti wrinkle week, or month.  Everywhere you go people are obsessing about ironing out their wrinkles.

There's also been a number of programmes on TV about the latest anti wrinkle creams and other body beautiful products on the market, with at least two documentary style programmes on the scientific facts behind the effectiveness of these products. Some interesting results I must add before I rush out and buy them all

And this week, I have a new friend on myspace, despite not being very active there, and what does he do for a living.

He irons out peoples wrinkles!!

See! Wrinkles are all around me.
(Who spilled the beans that I might need a little ironing out here or there)

This is Daniel (if I was 20 years younger and had fewer wrinkles)

http://www.myspace.com/norelld

And this is what he can do for your wrinkles, assuming you have some of course, you don't do you?

http://www.teamdelux.ironyourwrinkles.com/products.asp

Now Daniel did confide in me that he is looking for 10, very friendly, outgoing, positive ladies who have the desire to improve their lives, stating that he would personally see to their every need. 

If you have desires that you would like Daniel to assist you with, you can get him directly through the above links.  I am sure the purpose is totally above board and business opportunity related, but with the promise of such a 'personal' training package, how can you resist!

I love the strap line on the website
"Ironing has never been so much fun"

.........................DD

www.sensualreading.com

Dear Beloved,

1.YOUR FULL NAMES
2.YOUR PHONE NUMBER CONTACT
3.YOUR FULL RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS."

Well of course now I've put my sodden hanky in the bin, I really must give this serious thought.

What do you reckon?

Would I, his 'Dear Beloved' be letting him down in his hour of need?

Am I really the last person left that he can trust?

Hmmm, another hanky needed as I ponder this serious issue..... DD

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The Art of Shameless Seduction

To shamelessly seduce your partner you can choose to be up front (no pun intended) about it, or you may choose to be more subtle. As long as your approach works, as in it achieves the desired and lustful results you had in mind, then go for it.

Whatever approach to shameless sensual seduction you decide to take, remember that all things sensual start through the stimulation of the brain. So take a little time to think about how you will do that.

Inspiring the sensual imagination of your partner is essential. You want your partner to be conjuring up images of you and what they are about to recieve

Reading sensual erotica achieves an excellent level of inspiration:=

"Definitely great for the ladies. The stories play on and stimulate the womans' imagination - in which we men can certainly share in the pleasures of."

And can even stimulate the creative minds of journalists

"I had stopped taking notes and writing my reviews. I was reading this because I was enjoying it. The dinner scene where he eats from her naked body is sensual, maybe not sexual in a smutty sort of way but deeply sensual. I was imagining myself there."

Listening to sensual sounds can be a very shameless seduction:

Forget the office, the gossip, and the blisters on your heels. Pour yourself a large glass of wine, turn on your player and your partner… and enjoy.

.....DD

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What exactly do you do with your cucumbers?

No! Don't answer that

Whatever shape you like your cucumber and however you use them (they are better chilled by the way)

I hope you will find the following video clip as amusing as I did, and as funny as the Dragons Den Team did.

Featured clip from Theo and the Dragons Den Programme

Cucumber Condom

Select the Clip = Cucumber Safety

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dragonsden/dragons/theo.shtml

How never to suffer from a soggy end again!
read more about Q-top here

Enjoy
.........DD

This is very serious sensual research

CAN YOU HELP? - your views would be really welcome:

Dating and relationships:

I don't know about you, but you wouldn't see my profile anywhere on the usual dating agencies that are around, of which there are many!

In fact there are so many around, how would you choose the right one for you?

What would make it the right one for you?

I digress:

Now, imagine you are a senior executive or high profile businessman or say a millionaire and you are or find yourself single again, you lead a busy life with little time to meet new women or socialise.

Not that you are too busy with work to have a relationship - more that you don't have the time (or the inclination) to go on endless dates finding the right person when someone can do the screening on your behalf.

However, you really want a woman in your life, possibly a long term relationship, you know, something meaningful and long lasting.

Would you use the usual dating agencies?
Would you want your picture and profile up on the net for anyone to see?
Would you be worried that your secretary or PA or even office junior might find out that you are lonely?

Anything else you can think of?

What would you be looking for from a personal and bespoke matchmaking service?

WOMEN:
Are you like me??
I just wouldn't use a dating agency!!!!!

Would you prefer to be matched to a busy executive (providing you are compatible of course) rather than take your chances with an online profile dotted here and there?

What would you be looking for from a bespoke matchmaking service?

I have mentioned 'Real Connection' before and I am really interested in what Ariana does for her clients and the women she matches - shhhh, I might even join up to see how I get on!! lol

So, WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS on the issues facing busy exec's and the, shall we say, more discerning woman?

cheers
..... DD

www.sensualreading.com
www.sensualsinners.com

Well that s p a m form of luncheon meat, I am being plagued by at the moment, for the last couple of weeks actually. Not from here though I might add.

This is one of todays emails:

"I am young and attractive woman and I believe I deserve for happiness as any human being. What do you think is the most important in this life? I believe you'll agree with me that LOVE is what we all are looking for…… I am eager to make my man happy, I am longing for the cozy evenings together where we cuddle on the sofa and whisper tender words...
I have a lot of interests in life like reading, cooking, associating with friends, visiting new places and learn everything new. If you are looking for the same things, I hope you answer my letter"
Naturally I have left their url link off

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What I don't understand about these peeps is 'WHY??'

Why do they waste their time?

Why do they think someone is vaguely interested in reading their letter/message/utter gibberish in most cases?

Why do they think that someone will click through their links?

Are they mad?

Or Zombies?

Off my soap box again

......DD

www.sensualreading.com

By Deanna Derbyshire

The title 'Author of Erotica' sounds exciting and maybe you have aspirations to focus your imagination on this genre and are ready to set pen to paper. If you are, then I hope these basic tips will help you on your journey.

read the rest of the article on 'chicklit'

Article Link

....DD

Link to Main Article

Men don't understand them Women - It's safe to say that men don't understand women. Whether it's the Mars and Venus contingent, or that 16 year old boy plucking up the courage to ask for a date, or me trying to understand why!.......

Link to Main Article

A tongue in cheek article by Julian Hall (google related)

An interesting article I found on my 'adult' travels... I did wonder if people were being threatened by rampant rabbits in the street.... I was close

California State Capital Seeks Sex Toy Free Retail Zones
by Darklady

SACRAMENTO COUNTY, CA -- Given the rise in sex toy related violence, it was only a matter of time. Sacramento County, CA residents can finally draw a collective sigh of relief, knowing that the sex toy reign of terror may well be nearing its end, thanks to the first-ever proposed California ban on the sale of marital aids near churches, schools, and parks.

It all started so innocently with a simple lingerie shop named romantically The Cupid's Love Boutique. Opening in December with an inventory of silky and gauzy somethings and next-to-nothings for women to presumably wear to bed, either alone or with their legally married partners of the opposite sex. Who could object? But then the insidious evil began to creep into town: sexually explicit DVDs, erotic lotions, condoms, and even strange and wonderful sex toys.

The obvious and immediate county response was to limit the percentage of floor space that The Cupid's Love Boutique or any equally salacious retailer could devote to such debauchery. The agreed upon limit was 25-percent.

But neighborhood protests that have affected neighboring businesses convinced Supervisor Roberta McGlashen that something more needed to be done. After all, that 25-percent of The Cupid's Love Boutique was near several day car centers, an elementary school, and private residences. The coming and going of customers, possibly carrying DVDs or vibrators in their bags or within the confines of their vehicles was clearly too great a risk for the surrounding citizens to endure.

So, McGlashen quickly proposed an ordinance banning the sale of such hazardous materials within 1,000 feet of any child care center, school, library, or even bus stop.

The proud Supervisor explained to Sacramento Fox TV affiliate KTXL that she viewed the ordinance "as further strengthening the board's commitment to protecting young people."

Naturally, there are concerns about precisely what the law means and how it will be enforced. In addition to not affecting the store's appearance or advertising, the exact definition of what constitutes a sexual device is unknown. Fellow Supervisor Roger Dickinson questions concerning the wisdom of a $1,000 and six month jail term for violators.

Opponents of adult businesses, however, are frustrated by what they feel will be a tiny victory in an ongoing battle against unwholesome influences in their community. Oranangevale Meat Shoppe owner Manuel Sol believes the ordinance is "a good beginning."

Although The Cupid's Love Boutique may soon be denied the right to sell at least a portion of its inventory out of its brick and mortar location, its owner says that it will continue to sell videos, novelties, and lotions online if the ordinance becomes law.

Darkady is Editor at YNOT
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.... DD

Are you 'hot wired' for A Sensual Valentine?

Are you ready to fire up your libido?

Hot Wire - Podcast

http://pillowtalk.typepad.com/hot_wire/

I'm online and waiting to whisper sensually in your ear!

have fun....DD

www.sensualreading.com

I've been up to mischief yet again!

I spent some time last week in a recording studio to create a sensual podcast for a popular podcast site.

What great fun it was too - The sound technician did have to feed me a banana at one stage, to stop the tummy rumbles, which of course the microphone pics up very clearly - a bit of editing and it's gone!

phew!

Anyway, I received confirmation from the company who commissioned my podcast that it has been accepted - the american guys LOVE it (of course they do) and it will be run very soon on their site.

I'll let you know as soon as it's live, just in case you want to hear my sensual tones

........... DD

An interesting, inspiring and fresh message on the issues facing our planet.

What present will you be leaving your children?

View the GreenFilm here

http://www.greenfilm.net

......DD

Dating Pleasures and Pains:

I'm curled up on the sofa, snugly warmed in my luxury lingerie with my knitted designer socks keeping the chill from my toes. Christmas is out of the way and thoughts of a 'new me' for the New Year flood my mind as I savor the taste of the melting chocolate and mint thins, which I found in the cupboard. Oh dear! Something else I forgot to bring out over Christmas.

Family's loss, my gain, I thought to myself as I slipped another mint thin between my lips without any sense of guilt whatsoever. That was until my abdominal muscles clenched tightly in response to the electric shock from my tummy toning machine, to remind me that the 'new me' is supposed to be slimmer around the middle and that this chocolate really should be the last one. Such a contradictory set of indulgences.

Here I am, enjoying rest and relaxation, luxuriating in the chocolate induced endorphins of pleasure whilst at the same time torturing my stomach muscles into submission, in the name of healthy exercise, albeit the easy way. The shock jolted my thoughts towards the pleasures and pains of the dating experience.

You may want to be curled up on the sofa with someone special, feeding each other with mint thins and indulging in ample exercise induced pleasure endorphins, minus the electric shock treatment, unless that's your thing of course.

On the other hand you may worry about ending up with someone who eats all the chocolates themselves and where the only exercise is them lifting the box, which of course gives you no pleasure whatsoever.

If you are thinking about dating, how can you maximize the pleasure and minimize the pain? The simple and most direct option is for you to simply get yourself into social circulation and be yourself. That sounds easy and straightforward enough at first glance.

However, there are as many factors as there are individuals which can render this advice less than straightforward. How you approach dating may be determined by your age, gender and orientation, past experiences, self esteem, lifestyle and finance or family commitments, to name but a few factors.

If you are serious about dating, the surest thing is that, regardless of your situation, you do have to discover ways to meet more people. Expanding your social circle increases your options and choices of potential dates and ultimately, if that is what you seek, your choice of partner.

What ways would you recommend for meeting potential dates?

........ DD

Dating
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HOW SHOULD WOMEN ACT ON THEIR FIRST DATE

I am doing some Sensual Research into Dating and would appreciate your thoughts or suggestions on this question.

It is some time since I went on a first date.

Now, asking my mother I know she would say something like A man should treat you like a lady, take you for a nice meal in a classy restaurant and he should pay!!

Others think that is outdated or old fashioned and that whether you go for a coffe and doughnut or to a great restaurant, for a pub lunch or noisy night club or just for a quiet evening drink, that everything should be cut down the middle - go dutch they shout...

There are some women who are happy to pay for the man too.

So what would your ideal first date recommendations be?

Where would you go, would you suggest something, or be led by the man?

If a man, would you expect to suggest where you go, would you expect to pay? Would you want to be paid for?

All suggestions greatfully received.

Also doing research into confession here, if you would like to contribute, http://sensualreading.blog.co.uk/2007/01/11/confessions~1541952

Thanks
............DD

Sensual reasearch into How should a woman act on a first date.

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www.netflirting.co.uk

I am doing some sensual research into the subject of:
CONFESSIONS

Confession is good for the soul, 'they' say. Yet many of us do things which we would prefer others didn't know about, or have associated with something that we would do.

Some we like to remember - because they were enjoyable and might want to do again someday.

Some we like to forget - because, well because we cringe every time we think about what we did.

Sensual Research Help Please

Is confession good for the soul - or do you think we should never confess our sensual sins?

What is your most memorable event that you might confess to? - go on confess!!! you know you want to.

What is the most jaw dropping CONFESSION you have ever been told?

What advice would you give anyone about confessing their secret sins?

.............

All responses would be greatly appreciated
Thanks

..... DD

www.sensualreading.com
www.sensualsinners.com

Feeling lazy or bored?

Have a little fun here

blog quizzes

you can add things to your blog too.

... DD

(as if I havn't got better things to do)